Blogrolling calls out Walt Whitman, melts down over "food", and rides with camels

The top image today is a real live report from a student who didn't do the homework, but did contribute a moment of genius. Click on it to get a bigger image that you can actually read, kind of. He's got a three-film deal with Fox Searchlight now.

McNugget Denial inspires three calls to 911. You will be amazed to learn that this opinion was cited in the schlong of America, the state that gave us George Bush. Saw it off!

Barney Frank wants to legalize sports gambling. Many of the people reading this site, for the first time, want to kiss Barney Frank. Chastely, of course, until he delivers. After that, it's Campaign Contribution Time. (Cue the funky '70s riff.)



They are camels. They are angry. They are in a car. And yes, the camel's people already have a 3-picture deal with DreamWorks, with a merchandising tie-in that's making the cigarette people giddy. (What, you thought the camels were that mean naturally?)

Snooty film critic disses comic book readers in the midst of dissing the movie that the comic book readers might like. Blogger then takes snooty film critic to task for, well, taking a cheap swipe at the audience, rather than focusing on the freaking movie. Rest of world wonders when film critics became less geeky than comic book readers. And all-snarky sports blogger sits back, comfortable in his Man Space, secure in the knowledge that while these numbnuts are in the real-life equivalent of the AV Club, we're hanging in the school newspaper office, where we have our own desk and everything.