Epic Drop: Top 10 silver sports linings from economic hell

Today's link is a festival of silver lining hate, and a fever dream for some noxious sports team owner to go tits-up. Seriously, how cool would it be to see some notable swell to lose their team? Mark Cuban in tears, Donald Sterling kicked to the curb, Daniel Snyder crying, any of the Oklahoma Sonic thieves having to face some nasty, nasty reality...

Well, taking delight in the misery of others is, y'know, bad and stuff. But if I'm going to watch my meager retirement savings disappear, and spend the rest of my life in harness, I'd just like some company. Well-heeled, thoroughly disgraced, possibly suicidal company...