Mercy Killing

Brett Favre was asked about returning next season, and he said he won’t make that decision until next year. “We’ll take it week to week,” the Jets’ quarterback said Wednesday. “At the end of the season, I’ll take a look at … I’ll assess how I played this year and talk with the Jets and we’ll see from there. I think it’s way premature to even think about next season.”

Look, this is the only way this ends. Some defensive player has to come free on a blitz from the blind side. He's going to have to hit Saint Brett by leading with the helmet, right in the vertebrae, with maximum speed and ferocity. Favre will then have to be taken off on the stretcher, and be permanently paralyzed, if not actually dead.

In the hospital, someone else will then have to take him out.

And when that happens, of course, someone will then move the body...