This Will Not Go Well

Straight from the flack's mouth...

Philadelphia, PA – October 8, 2008) Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, the nation’s most popular hockey mom, will join the winner of the Philadelphia Flyers regional search for the “Ultimate Hockey Mom” contest and drop the puck at the ceremonial opening face-off as the home team Flyers host the New York Rangers at the Wachovia Center on Saturday, October 11 at 7 p.m.

Now, hockey fans are whiter and more Republican than most... but Pennsylvania's trending 15 points Democratic in recent polls, and, well...

WE BOO EVERYTHING AND EVERYBODY HERE, YA FREAKING MORONS

Watch for the glazed smile and the dogged refusal to notice anything going wrong...