You are looking at the in-progress championship belt for my new fantasy league, The House Of Meat. Click on the link, and it will grow even larger and more awesome, and possibly take over your mind.
As hard as this is to believe, the belt has even more to offer in person, in that the back is snakeskin, the middle plate spins, and there will be additional plates to contain the names of champions in its final form.
We are not responsible if, for the rest of your life, you are silently disappointed by your vision, because it is not looking at this object.
(Two spots still open if YOU MUST POSSESS THIS...)