I Am Trying To Break Your Heart

At some point, Unintentional Comedy will, I am sure, provoke a massive and violent public backlash. Irony and sarcasm will be exposed for the intellectual shorthand and zero-sum end game. Craft will come back, and maybe even earnestness.

And on that day, I'll stop throwing these little grenades your way.

But until then, um, enjoy. Yes, that's the verb I was looking for.





And since I'm going this far into the public service of providing media that is best used in case you have a very limited time left on this earth, and want to make each moment seem like an eternity... well, let's just roll out that favorite of my first wife. (No, I'm not kidding. She had issues.)



Now, that's comedy!