(Double) Epic Drop: Top 12 Lame Excuses To Skip Work For March Madness, and a Phillies Season Preview

Your link is here, and yes, there is ball-snipping involved. Let's face it, if you are ready to give up your boys just to get a few days of couch time... she's already got 'em, really. You won't feel a thing.

As for the Phillies preview, when the world gives you John Daly in spring training, you make... well, not quite lemonade. More like malt liquor that's been poured into a cup that used to have lemonade in it.