Pride Goeth Before A Vibrating Bed

Just in case Philly Fan wasn't already worried about the year (Brad Lidge, DL... it begins early!), there's this little Moment of Hubris: MVP shortshop Jimmy Rollins is going to be on "MTV Cribs."

(No, we don't watch the show. As the House of Meat Championship Belt shows, we LIVE the show.)

The money detail? Rollins' bed. It, um, vibrates. And here's the money quote...

"That's a great place to make the magic happen."

I think we've found J-Roll's new nickname. He's Mister Magic!