Sunday, December 9, 2007

A Simple Moment That Would Make All NFL Games For The Rest Of Time, Much, Much Better

Star WR goes out for a pass.

The pass is incomplete.

Star WR mouths off to referee that he was held or interfered with.

Referee listens for a few seconds, then drops a flag.

Star WR claps hands, thinking that he has been rewarded for his diplomatic efforts.

Penalty is... 15 yards, unsportsmanlike conduct, Star WR.

I guarantee you that if this happened, say, in the first half of every single game in the NFL over the course of a weekend...

That we'd see an incredible and wonderful reduction in Star WR Mouths Off moments.

Whaddya say, NFL? Consider it your Christmas gift and get-even for the theft of Saturday football and the existence of NFL Network.

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