Epic Drop: Top 10 Tips For Spreading BS NBA Rumors

Your list is here, and yes, it was sprung by Yet Another Story of how the Nets have to trade Jason Kidd (Britney Rant Defender Voice on) RIGHT NOW (off). They don't, He Ain't, and you can all go back to your candlelight vigils for the other trades that Just Have To Happen (those would be Jermaine O'Neal, Andrei Kirilenko, Shawn Marion, Kobe Bryant...)