Friday, December 21, 2007

Epic Drop: Top 11 Reasons Bill Parcells Took The Miami Job

Your list is here, and all snark aside, I'm happy for the Dolphins to have achieved their dream signing of a broken-down big name who could no longer win in the NFC East. I'm sure this will all work out fine.

And in other news, WILLIE PARKER IS DEAD TO ME. DEAD, DEAD, DEAD.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

And Dookie Davenport tore up the Rams, too. You must have been sick, watching all those fantasy points disappear. And there was, what, $1200 on the line? Man, oh man. I could not have been a good night in the Shooter househould.

Hee-hee.

DMtShooter said...

The Bullet is a hater. Also, his wife and mommy don't let him gamble.

Anonymous said...

Hey, my wife and mother (who are two separate people, unlike some bloggers we could mention) don't allow me to do anything; I don't want to gamble . . . and I CHOSE to attend the ballet.