Top 10 reasons why Dwight Howrad wants Stan van Gundy out

10) You don't get to really arrive as an NBA superstar until you've killed your first coach

9) SVG's porn stache loses its ironic appeal after you realize... he's not wearing it ironically

8) Coach has totally failed to tap into the awesome talents of Hedo Turkoglu and Jameer Nelson

7) Does not cheer with childlike glee when Howard blocks a shot into the lower deck, rather than, say, keeping it in bounds

6) Thinks that if he gets this guy run, Phil Jackson will magically appear

5) Really wants to see just how fast Orlando fires the guy, and just how humiliating he can make it

4) Knows that this is the necessary first step to getting Stan van Gundy run from ABC, and doing a great service to basketball fans all over the world

3) After five years, getting a coach ran in the NBA really shouldn't be that big of a deal

2) Really wants to experience losing without all of that braying

1) Has a functioning brain, ears, and nose