Top 10 absolutely true facts about this year's Super Bowl

Are you well and truly prepared for the Super Bowl? Not until you know these following facts.

10) Before he was born again, Kurt Warner was born

9) Larry Fitzgerald's mother is a sex advice columnist, and his sister is a crack whore

8) When Troy Polamalu wakes up in the morning, his hair is straight and neatly combed

7) Fast Willie Parker got his nickname from his first through fifth girlfriends

6) When he was in Indianapolis, Edge James dreamed of losing in the Super Bowl

5) Off the field, Neil Rackers is constantly lobbying to be more involved in the offense, like he was under Dennis Green

4) Limas Sweed's teammates have been making security blanket jokes for six months now

3) Ever since Najeh Davenport was let go, the job hasn't been as exciting for the Steeler equipment managers

2) In many places, you can bet on crazy things like which team will win the game, and by how much

1) If the Steelers win, it will mean that Charlie Batch has two more Super Bowl rings than Dan Marino, Donovan McNabb, Jim Kelly, Fran Tarkenton, Steve McNair and Kenny Anderson combined