Beat Your Wife Over Bad Coffee
Or, failing that, make perform degrading hand signals over her head. IT'S A CRIME, YOU WHORE! I'LL KILL YOU IF YOUR COFFEE DOESN'T IMPROVE!
Friday, November 28, 2008
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