Epic Drop: Top 12 reasons why Andy Reid is starting Donovan McNabb on Thursday

Your list is here, and the discerning reader will note how I'm going to just let loose on the fat jokes at Reid's expense.

This might be unfair and uncaring, given that obesity is a disease, and we're certainly not going to help this man's obvious self-hatred issues with mockery.

This, of course, assumes that I want to help the man. I don't. I want him away from my football team.

Anyway, go, click, chortle, drool. Mmmm, bacon donuts...