Epic Drop: Top 11 Ways to help Andy Reid fix the Philadelphia Eagles

Today's list is something that, in a better world where I become famous for blogging, would be read on the air on sports talk radio in the Philly area, so that this site could be besieged by mouth-breaking sports radio types. The first wave would be highly complimentary, because burying Andy Reid is right up there with smacking Bush supporters right now in terms of being on the side of public opinion.

Then, the next wave (which would happen after the Eagles win by two or three touchdowns against the Bengals) would roll on in to work me over as a big idiot since the world has changed. There would also be, of course, people who think that my opinion can't possibly be valid, because I must not (a) have played the game like they did, or (b) have to be gay.

Thank the stars no one really reads this thing, eh?