Top Secret Fox Sports Memo

To: Tony Siragusa

From: Your Producer

Sometimes we will ask you to look at the action near the sideline and report back to us on what is going on.

Because we are a television network, when something interesting happens we often want to provide some video footage to go along with your distinguished commentary.

To provide this footage, we use a device called a "video camera".

When we send you to look at action near the sideline, please look for our video camera operator and avoid positioning yourself between the video camera and the action. Take particular care in this matter when you are facing towards the action and away from the camera.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.