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We've managed to get our hands on a special sneak preview edition of the upcoming masterpiece of American literature, "Tiki." What Shocking Revelations can readers expect to find within its pages?

> Tom Coughlin is a big meanie

> While his twin brother Ronde got on his nerves growing up, he loves him very, very much

> It's hard to overcome injuries

> The original photo for this book looked nothing like this

> It's God's Will that he got this far, and he's very very very thankful for all that the Big Man's done for him

> He misses football not so much for the potentially life-shortening violence, but for the camaraderie

> His mother is the bestus woman in the whole world

> While some people may think he has a problem with Jeremy Shockey, he so does *not*

> It really bothered him when he used to fumble

> While this may get him in trouble for saying it, Michael Strahan has a really, really wacky sense of humor

> While God is neato, Eli Manning is less so

> The challenges in television are remarkably similar to the challenges in football