Friday, September 28, 2007

Quench Your Thirst With Seahawk Sweat

This story kind of boggles the mind and palate, but if it takes off, I can see many spin-off flavors... Lions Taint, Giants Flopsweat, Raiders Musk, etc.

And as always, I lament the fact that when Sprite had Kobe during AnalGate, it didn't do more with Obey Your Thirst. The opportunities were, um, endless.

1 comment:

The Truth said...

This reminds me of the dot com boom time when people were marketing water from the drinking fountains of companies like Yahoo, Google and other big Internet companies.

I'm waiting for the "Grossman Tears" flavor to come out. After drinking a bottle you uncontrollably wet your pants, look like a deer in the headlights and blame the media afterwards.

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