Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Top 10 Things Eagles Fans Know, Deep Down, In Our Hearts

10) Donovan McNabb will never be good again (while wearing an Eagles uniform)

9) God Hates Us, and for no good reason

8) Andy Reid's Kids have worried their dad so much, they've made him turn stupid

7) We haven't had home field advantage since the Vet Stadium turf struck terror in the hearts of opponents

6) If only Jerome Brown had lived, we'd have won every Super Bowl for the last 15 years

5) The rest of the division really sucks (hey, we're right sometimes)

4) The team hasn't had a quality WR and individual since... Irving Fryar? Mike Quick? Harold Carmichael? Nope -- try Tommy McDonald

3) All of those other Eagle Fans are knee-jerk bedwetting lunatics -- but if they lose to the Lions they'll be 0-3 and Everyone Involved Will Have To Die

2) This would have never happen if Jeremiah Trotter, Troy Vincent, Bobby Taylor and Andre Waters were still on the team

1) Anyone who isn't an Eagles Fan that talks badly about our team needs to have their ass kicked

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eagles have the absolute worst fans in profootball. Absolute trash the whole lot.

Anonymous said...

Hey, if you were 33 years old and living in the same bedroom in your parents' house where you grew up, had no job and spent six to eight hours a day playing Madden '08, you'd pour your heart into the Eagles, too. Losers!

Anonymous said...

Go away, troll.

Anonymous said...

If the rest of the division sucks, then why did the 'Skins dominate the Eagles last night and why are they and the Cowboys 2-0? Hey, Eagles Fans, its cool, every division has to have a last-place finisher.

DMtShooter said...

Dominate = Win a game where your defense couldn't get off the field, your offense didn't seal the deal, and you were hanging on with a minute left.

Welcome to the Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations Era of Redskins Football...

Anonymous said...

DMTShooter,

TOP was virtually the same. Your comments are inane. You lost.

The Truth said...

Eagles fans,

There is still time to jump on the Cubs bandwagon. I have a feeling you all will get along nicely.

Anonymous said...

Having lived in SE Pennsylvania for most of my 30 years on Earth has given me great insight into the mind of the miserable Eagles fan Phuck-head. They're just as miserable when the team is doing well! Miserable fans with an unquenchable desire to feel lagitamate.

Rae Carruth's Trunk said...

"Dominate = Win a game where your defense couldn't get off the field, your offense didn't seal the deal, and you were hanging on with a minute left.

Welcome to the Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations Era of Redskins Football..."

Well obviously the D got off the field since the Redskins actually won the Time of Possesion stats (be it by a small amount).

Dominate was a strong word, but the Eagles were certainly outplayed on both sides of the ball.

BTW, thanks for yesterday's love note.

Sparky Duck said...

Its all Jeff Garcia's fault, somehow

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