Epic Drop: Top 10 NFL Lock Bets... That You Can't Bet On

Here's a few bonus one after you've been back and forth to the Carnival...

11. People who like Gregg Easterbrook will dress funny and smell worse

12. All pre-game and halftime studio teams will laugh suspiciously long and hard at each other's jokes

13. All cheerleading squads will have a racially diverse subset

14. The announcers you've never heard of will actually cover the damn game

15. No matter how bad the season is, or how unwatchable the games are, you'll watch