A Special Message, In Song, To Packer Fan

Eagle Nation is coming to your town to chew gum and kick ass, and most of us don't have enough teeth for gum. Hide the women, because to outsider eyes, we can't really tell the difference before it's Too Late. (Video is not safe for work, because it's mildly naughty and freaking hilarious. You'll never think about 2% milk the same way again.) You may remember us from Freddie Mitchell -- that's right, my team beat yours in a playoff game with a guy who probably couldn't get a job in Arena Ball now. What makes you think it will be any different now, when your QB is officially 83 years old?

Check back on the site late Sunday / early Monday for the travelogue and details. It'll be football-riffic.