The Sky is Falling in Chicago

Man, do I love Cubs fans. All morning on Chicago sports talk radio it's caller after caller crying about the Cubs. General consensus is that they're doomed. Put aside the fact that they're still in first place and are in the worst division in baseball. The only happy person in Chicago today is Rex Grossman. He's thankful that they're complaining about anybody but him.

Let me help out the Cubs fans. Here are the top five reasons why you're correct and the Cubs will fail to win the division:

#5: It's the Cubs.

#4: It's the Cubs.

#3: It's the Cubs.

#2: It's the Cubs.

#1: It's the Cubs.

I know you all thought this was the year the Cubs would win it all. Finally get to hoist that trophy, fly the World Championship flag at Wrigley and get some rings. You can always head down the road to St. Louis to check those things out. In the meantime, here's what a championship ring looks like.