Non-Profane Insulting Nicknames for the Upcoming NFL Season: NFC Edition

In an increasingly sensitive world where strong language can get you thrown out from a bar or stadium, how do you adequately express your distaste for the other team's fans without attracting the attention of Mr. Law?

Five Tool Tool is here to help with 100% non-profane terms that are like farts in an elevator -- strangely satisfying, especially if you can make an effective getaway. Share and enjoy!

NFC East

Philadelphia: Chunky Puker

New York: She-Li

Dallas: Practicing Romosexual

Washington: Randle-Fail, NASCAR Moonlighter

NFC North

Chicago: Metrorexual

Minnesota: Girls With Curls

Green Bay: Favre Hag

Detroit: Millen Lover

NFC South

New Orleans: Floody, He Bear

Carolina: Carruthian

Atlanta: Dog Lover

Tampa Bay: Spleenie Baby

NFC West

Seattle: Jerramy Stevens

San Francisco: Styx Coast Offense

St. Louis: Martzturbator

Arizona: Cardinals Fan