Gift Plans for the Barry Bonds 2008 Farewell Tour
Ed. Note: Barry Bonds said that he expects 2008 to be his final year. How will NL team say goodbye in his final appearance in their park?
NL East
Atlanta - Sid Bream re-enacts his famous playoff dash to the plate that beat Bonds' throw by scoring from second base while using a walker; re-enactment takes less time than actual play
Philadelphia - Special commemorative battery given out to fans to throw
New York - Life-sized Mr. Met bobblehead given to Bonds; statue's head is, still, smaller than Bonds'
Florida - Quilt woven by all 47 Marlin season ticket holders
Washington - Congressional immunity
NL Central
St. Louis - Extra-wide Arch replica that Bonds can fit his head through
Chicago - A four-year, $60 million contract and a new job as the lefty short man in the pen
Milwaukee - Sausage Race now has new character contestant, Needly
Houston - Craig Biggio's small children offer themselves up for some farewell insults from Bonds
Cincinnati - A remarkably forced handshake and photo op with Ken Griffey Jr.
Pittsburgh - Special "This Is Your Life" surprise program / intervention / roast
NL West
Los Angeles - Special commemorative bats give out to fans to throw
Arizona - Brand-new trophy mistress
Colorado - His own life-sized humidifier to sleep in (may help to reduce post-career head swelling)
San Diego - Die-cast figurines of all of the Padres pitches Bonds has violated with his 86 career long balls
San Francisco - Giants owner Peter McGowan has underlings sign a card and email an Amazon gift certificate from his address
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