Epic Drop: Our 10 Favorite Preseason Football Announcer Lines

Coach Shooter wants to see you over at this link. Bring your playbook.

Oh, and here's a bonus line for those coming back from the Carnival -- "Coach X and his staff spend 18 to 20 hours a day evaluating talent." What are they, coke fiends, or just inefficient?

We get it -- it's a very competitive business, and long hours are common, especially in season. On the other hand, they are getting paid millions of dollars a year to order people around and try to outsmart some other guys, many of whom seem to eat paste (I'm looking at you, Herman Edwards). Let's not feed into their God Complex any more than necessary, shall we?