Things You Could Not Possibly Care About

League 1, where I helped the Shooter Mom draft two weeks ago. One player keeper league (ours was Parker; we're new to the league). 12 teams, 20 rounds.

Hasselbeck, Matt QB SEA
Barber, Marion RB DAL
Parker, Willie RB PIT
Colston, Marques WR NO
Johnson, Chad WR CIN
Gonzalez, Tony TE KC
Hanson, Jason K DET
Bengals, DST DST
Grossman, Rex QB CHI
Benson, Cedric RB CHI
Duckett, T.J. RB DET
Morency, Vernand RB GB
Crayton, Patrick WR DAL
Furrey, Mike WR DET
Hackett, D.J. WR SEA
Henry, Chris WR CIN
Porter, Jerry WR OAK
Smith, L.J. TE PHI
Bironas, Rob K TEN
Dolphins, DST DST MIA

League 2, which drafted tonight, traditional Yahoo, 14 teams.

1. (8) Willie Parker RB
2. (21) Cedric Benson RB
3. (36) Marc Bulger QB
4. (49) Hines Ward WR
5. (64) Todd Heap TE
6. (77) Joey Galloway WR
7. (92) Warrick Dunn RB
8. (105) Jerry Porter WR
9. (120) Alex Smith QB
10. (133) Philadelphia DEF
11. (148) Devin Hester WR
12. (161) Patrick Crayton WR
13. (176) Anthony Thomas RB
14. (189) Olindo Mare K
15. (204) Indianapolis DEF

So as you can see, I'm highly invested in Parker, Benson, Porter and Crayton... and if you're wondering why on earth someone would draft the Colts defense, their Week 15 and 16 games are Houston and Oakland. (Meanwhile, the Eagles spend week 16 in... New Orleans. Pass.)