All resemblance to Corey Simon with the Colts is intentional

Before this one sinks into the sands of history, score another one for the Eagles and Andy Reid, who refused to back up the truck to keep Simon a few years ago, when he was younger, less rotund, and didn't smell like a rotting whale.

Simon joins a long line of The Sky Is Falling moments for the Eagles fan base, along with letting Troy Vincent and Bobby Taylor walk, letting Jeremiah Trotter go to the Redskins for a few bad years, and drafting McNabb over Ricky Williams. It makes the move to not keep Donte Stallworth oddly reassuring... and a fun little poison pill hope for the Masshole Patriot Fans...