Non-Profane Insulting Nicknames for the Upcoming NFL Season: AFC Edition

In an increasingly sensitive world where strong language can get you thrown out from a bar or stadium, how do you adequately express your distaste for the other team's fans without attracting the attention of Mr. Law?

Five Tool Tool is here to help with 100% non-profane terms that are like farts in an elevator -- strangely satisfying, especially if you can make an effective getaway. Share and enjoy!

AFC East

New England: Brady Slurper (also works in Cleveland)

New York: Mangina Monologues

Miami: Culpeppery

Buffalo: Norwoodpecker

AFC North

Baltimore: Prison Lover

Pittsburgh: Duuuuccceee For Brains

Cincy: Ocho Convict

Cleveland: Art Modell

AFC South

Indianapolis: Pre-Snap Movement

Jacksonville: Taylor's Groin Puller

Tennessee: Wunderlicious

Houston: Oiler Wannabe

AFC West

San Diego: Leaf Blower

Denver: Pull My Snake

Kansas City: Giving Herman Head

Oakland: Leathers And Feathers