Top 5 Greg Maddux Inspired Fantasy Team Names

http://sportsyenta.blogspot.com/2007/03/this-will-in-no-way-come-back-to-haunt.html

Summary -- Greg Maddux, 300-game winner, top 10 all-time starting pitcher, and now borderline starting pitcher for the San Diego Padres, is said to keep teammates loose with practical jokes that include, we shit you not, targeted urination in the shower.

The FTT List, delivered with sloppy speed...

5. Smells Like Mad Dog

4. Working The Corners

3. Old Man Incontinence

2. Low Piss Count

1. Gold Glove And Shower

P.S. Chicks Dig The Long Piss is just too many characters.