Our Actual Fantasy Baseball Team

Serpentine draft, 5x5 H2H league, drafting first.

C - VMart (2)

1B- Poo Holes (1)

2B - Porn Stache Kent (11)

SS - Raffy DUI Furcal (4)

3B - Chone "Shawn" Figgins (3)

1B/3B - NickJo (17)

OF - Torii Spelling Hunter (8)

OF - Eating Raul Ibanez (10)

OF - Nick Markakis Express (14)

Util/Bench - Dave "Bob" Roberts (15)

Util/Bench - Kevin "Greek God of STFU" Youkilis (20)

SP - Jeremy "Dumb As A Bag Of" Bonderman (5)

SP - John "Old Man" Smoltz (6)
RP - JJ Putz (7)

RP - Tom "Hot Flash" Gordon (9)

P - AJ "Hurt" Burnett (12)

P - Jason "Hurt" Isringhausen (13)

P - Ted "Idiot" Lilly (16)

P - Kei "Poor Man's Dice" Igawa (18)

P - Failed Closer Joel Piniero (19)

P - Anibal "Dirty" Sanchez (21)