Not Sports: Pimping You Hos

(Item: Kevin Federline has launched his own search engine, Searching With Kevin.com.

The remainder of this column was written by the Snarker6 WriterBot, as lead writer DMtShooter is in the hospital from a severally exploded cranium.)

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As FTT continues to grow in stature (witness our early domination of the Battle of the Blogs, our page view climbs into the severals, and the upcoming debut of dubiously anonymous comments), the challenge of monetizing the site's traffic continues to build.

As we are an interactive community, by which we mean you get to interact with our brilliance, we put it to you, the reader -- how do you want us to pimp you bitches

1) "Girls Gone Wild" adware

2) "Targeted" keyword ad banners that put the Ummm in Umbarrassing

3) Bukake pop-ups

4) E-mail contest registration for NAMBLA cross-promotion

5) Indentured servitude at the FTT Manse (Dammit, these julips aren't going to make themselves!)

6) Mandatory use of the FTT Search Engine (hint: it only brings back page entries from FTT-Approved Blogs -- so Battle of the Blog competitors, you *know* what to do in the Sweet Sixteen)

Vote early and often in the comments. (And if you're outraged by any of these proposals, please take it up with Our Google Overlords, who bought Blogger, which hosts FTT... and your comments... and your last 24 months of search results. All hail the Overlords!)