Friday, March 23, 2007

They Shoot Gamblers, Don't They?

On the first day of the Battle of the Blogs, the Truth did FTT proud and jumped out to a big lead.

Unfortunately, he's shown the staying power of a pimply 15-year-old getting to second base with a crack whore.

Tonight's 0-for-3 debacle dropped us back to 22nd, 19K points behind the leaders. The saddest part? There are only 33 entrants in the contest.

We were going to go all Big Stein on him, but we're pretty sure he's got bigger problems than us, from people who watch "The Sopranos" for research. But that doesn't mean you can't clean your shoes on what's left of his face in the comments.

In short, and in our native tongue: BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Update -- The Truth has decided to Go Big or Go Home by putting our whole bankroll on tonight's games. Home is a 7-point favorite.

Further Update -- 6-2 night brings us back to 5th. We always believed in you, Truth, but just to not lose the momentum.... BOOOOOOOOO... THOSE 2 LOSSES SHOWED NO HEART... BOOOOOOO....

Final Update -- A brutal final day takes us from 5th to 21st, and deader than Duke. I blame the media.

1 comment:

The Truth said...

The Truth feels disrepected. The Truth feels like the franchise tag has been placed on him. The Truth will never place bets for Five Tool Tool again until some love is shown.