Top 10 Signs You've Bought A Crappy Baseball Annual

10. Over 15 closers are classified as "top," including Octavio Dotel in Kansas City

9. Their idea of a fearless pan prediction is to cast doubt on Ray Durham

8. Participants in their mock draft leave comments like, "I really wanted to take a running back early"

7. Pedro Martinez is prized for his durability

6. Oriole SPs are ranked high, because Year 2 is when the Mazzone Magic really kicks in

5. Their big unknown sleeper pick is Boston's Daisuke Matsuzaka

4. Colorado SPs are ranked well, because (shh!) Coors is no longer a hitter's park

3. Prior and Wood: This is the year they'll be healthy

2. Expert draft strategy: Cornering the market on catchers

1. Their World Series winner is the Cubs

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