Beware Of The Blogs

We don't like to usually point this out to you, Gentle Reader, but FTT is Better Than You.

Now, we don't just expect you to take something like that lying down; we expect you to take it on all fours, which is altogether different.

But here's the proof: We've been invited into a sports bloggers only NCAA basketball competition.

And unless you are one of the dozens of other people who got spammed like this, you are not. Hence, the graphic.

"But FTT!" you say, as we indulgently allow you to hypothetically speak. "You've never even written about college basketball, other than to say that you don't know squat about it. What you know about college basketball could fit in a Japanese condom!"

To which we can only reply, "You sad, racist, and under-endowed peons."

When the going gets tough, the tough hire professionals. So we are proud to introduce our ringer for this exercise. You may have read his Truthy comments; you may have even lost money to him on a poker table. his steely eyes saying, "Hey, it's OK. I've taken your money. You can keep your wife. I don't allow animals in my house."

He is The Truth, and if you are very, very lucky, he may even favor you with the rationale behind his picks. Even Mean Old Grandpa Carl craps his pants in the presence of The Truth. (OK, so that's not exactly an exclusive set.)

Truth will be making the picks, and DMtShooter will be doing what he does best -- insulting the weak and worthless competition until they go all-in on Drexel and Syracuse.

Together, we will rule Antarctica.

Let the pigeons loose!