Not Sports: The FTT Pledge

After 8 more hours at the salt mine that we call our desk, plowing through way too much complete corporate bullshit, something in us snapped.

So we're going to go on a killing spree. Tri-state area, you've been warned (because, when killing, it's important to travel).

But before we put on the ski mask, we pledge the following:

1) We will not Change The Game.

2) There will be no Shifting of Paradigms.

3) Your Mindshare is your own.

4) There will be absolutely No Synergy.

5) This Is a Country. There are others.

6) Our podcast does not exist.

7) There will be no FTT 2.0.

8) We have no Mobile Play.

9) We do not care about your Long Tail.

10) Products will be placed elsewhere. Sometimes violently.

And yes, I work in marketing, and have no problems sleeping. (Clip below is Not Safe For Work, and from A Personal Hero.)