Epic Drop: Top 10 Signs That The Year Isn't Going Well For Yankee Fan

I know, I know... the Yankees do this every April, and no one in the AL East has ran out and hid. But when 2/5ths of your starting rotation has ERAs that look like airplanes, and neither of those guys are the ancient guys (Mussina and Petitte) that should fall off after the 150 to 200 inning mark...

Well, they're the Yankees. They always do this. But if A-Rod stays out, and Giambi doesn't pick it up... well, anti-hope springs eternal.