If I were a smarter blogger...

I'd write some fake blogs, a la the always great TonyHomo.com (written by "Drew Bledsoe"). A half dozen posts in the voice of OJ Simpson, Michael Vick, a purported pro sports groupie, or any of a number of 'roid suspected quasi-celebs... well, it seems easy to me. But I'm just an idiot that writes under one name. (As far as *you* know.)