Epic Drop: Top 12 Items That Are Also Buried Under Yankee Stadium

Your list is here, and if you didn't catch the Onion piece in which Bernie Williams makes the ultimate sacrifice, that's over here.

Oh, and the 12-2 loss tonight at the Stadium to the historic whipped animal that is Daniel Cabrera? The same Daniel Cabrera that never beats the Yankees, because he's got bad control and they make you throw strikes? The same Orioles that never show any balls, but watched Cabrera hit Derek Jeter and force him out of the game?

Heh. Like we're buying the idea that the Yankees won't just turn this on. Suuuurrrreeee....