Epic Drop: Top 10 Winners in the Bonds Indictment

Here's your list. I figure that I'll be the only blogger who writes about Bonds today. It's just not that big of a story, really...

And here's your bonus winners: ESPN, who will milk this thing for another month of higher than usual ratings and annoyance, late-night television shows, if and when the writer's strike is canceled, the MLB Players' Association, who no longer have to worry about San Francisco Left Fielder messing up their merchandising deals. all of the previous Roid Boys (who's going to be bothering Mssrs. McGwire, Palmeiro, Sosa, et al now?)...

Hey, you know what? It's harder to find a loser in this situation than a winner really. Oh, wait... I think I know who the loser is...