Epic Drop: Top 10 Signs That Pats-Colts Is Triggering The End Of Days

Your very climactic list is here... and if you get all of the references involved in the various apocalypses (apocalypi? sounds tasty, especially with a good cup of coffee), congratulations. You are as big of a nerd as I am, which makes you a very, very big nerd indeed. (My favorite End Times sign is this... which, believe it or not, some fundie freaks are trying to push along by paying for genetic research, because we all clearly need to hurry things along, rather than wait for some pokey old supreme deity do get his act in gear. I kind of feel the same way about an Eagles championship, myself.)