Whuck?

As I believe the word "Whuck?" to be one of the finest linguistic inventions of the age, it will be used as shorthand in the blog's new feature, "Things of Frightening Inexplicable Stupidity That I Need To Share With You, Dear Reader, For Fear That If I Do Not Get Independent Verification Of Its Existence, I May Be Going Insane."

I'm also pretty sure that I've played on this court when I lived in Fishtown.