Top 10 Reasons Why The Eagles Fired Sean McDermott

10) As Kevin Kolb can attest, you really shouldn't take anything Andy Reid says on a Monday seriously any more

9) Wanted to make sure that they kept the town's attention away from that big, big Sixers win over the Bucks

8) Somehow think they can do better than a December home loss to Joe Webb, or three straight home losses to end the season

7) Just noticed that all of the highlights on the year's film retrospective were of the offense and special teams

6) Jim Johnson's ghost finally agreed that he kind of sucks

5) No one remembers hiring him in the first place

4) Seeing how well Marty Mornhinweg has worked out as the offensive coordinator, they are interested in rehabbing some other coach's reputation

3) Would like some of the high defensive draft picks that aren't Nate Allen to, well, do something

2) For some reason, watching a defense get gashed by the tight end for year after year didn't satisfy

1) Having a historically awful red zone defense, for some reason, just didn't scream out job security