The End Of All Useless Predictions: NFL Individual Awards

I Am Just A Monkey Man

No need for a lot of set up here. I'm going for a mix of bold and chalk, and maybe even consistent with the wins and losses. As always, the predictions are free and nearly worth the price.

AFC MVP: Peyton Manning
Least Valuable Player: Chris Johnson
Fantasy MVP: Cecil Shorts
AFC Coach of the Year: Marvin Lewis
All-Pro QB: Manning, Tom Brady, Andy Dalton
All-Pro RB: Giovani Bernard, Stephen Ridley, Maurice Jones-Drew
All-Pro WR: Andre Johnson, DeMaryius Thomas, Danny Amendola
All-Pro TE: Rob Gronkowski, Jordan Cameron
Defensive Player of the Year: JJ Watt
AFC Rookie of the Year: Luke Joeckel

NFC MVP: Colin Kaepernick
Least Valuable Player: Stephen Jackson
Fantasy MVP: Golden Tate
NFC Coach of the Year: Pete Carroll
All-Pro QB: Kaepernick, Aaron Rodgers, Jay Cutler
All-Pro RB: Adrian Peterson, Matt Forte, Marshawn Lynch
All-Pro WR: Larry Fitzgerald, Dez Bryant, Randall Cobb
All-Pro TE: Jimmy Graham, Jermichael Finley
Defensive Player of the Year: Lance Briggs
NFC Rookie of the Year: Eddie Lacy

Feel free to tell me how wildly off all of these are in the comments...