He can do that?

This is Robinson Cano, Yankee second baseman and proud member of my fantasy team, scoring a run.

You'd think this kind of thing wouldn't be worthy of physical evidence, especially as he did this 93 times last year. He's also just 25 and presumably still getting better, plays for the loaded Yankee offense, etc., etc.

Tonight in Tampa, Cano did something unprecedented for 2008: he scored a run. Standing up, as a matter of fact, after providing what eventually proved to be the game-winning hit with his first home run of the season. (It came off noted taser enthusiast Al Reyes, who, it may be safely said, is not having a particularly good week.)

Such is my happiness for Cano's brief flash of competence, you are all getting to share in it. We Are Celebrating Good Times, Indeed!