Epic Drop: Top 10 MLB Nicknames That Aren't Real, But Should Be

Your list is here, and really, if we are now in a brave new world of interactivity, waiting for actual MLB players to gloss themselves is so last century. Besides, it's one more way for the sports blogosphere to emasculate sportswriters! (Your image is Robert "Death to Flying Things" Ferguson. Now that, dammit, is a nickname.)