Could Even Brett Favre Be This Heroic?

The answer is, of course, Hell and Yes.

Today's moment of methadone level withdrawal from Four has Our Hero saying that he'd return if the Packers need him, say, in the event of injury to Aaron Rodgers.

Aaron, make sure you've got someone to taste your food, and a detail of off-duty cops to keep you safe from assault, especially if you don't get off to a good start...

Update -- Oh, and after seeing this over at With Leather, Rodgers should just retire. Honestly, these people are out of their ever loving minds.