Top 10 ways that ESPN is going to punish the New York Post

So here's the fun story of the day: ESPN has decided to take their vengeance on the NY Post for their complicity in L'Affaire L'Andrews by keeping any Post personnel out of Lemur properties. This directly impacts three Post people who moonlight on the Lemur's sports radio station in New York. But since the Lemur's paws are everywhere, it won't end there...

10) Won't be able to use FastPass at Disney theme parks

9) Their subscriptions to ESPN The Magazine won't include the free hoodie

8) Cable systems of Post employees modified to only get ESPN Desportes

7) Will no longer allow Post employees to use those super-cool ESPN cell phones

6) Will have Colin Cowherd crash their web site

5) Launching ESPN New York just to spite them

4) Will give them even crappier service than usual at the ESPN Zone

3) Drilling holes in Rupert Murdoch's hotel rooms in a horrific "Tit for Tat" scheme

2) Sending over a sound truck to park outside the Post's offices and play a loop of Chris Berman's Home Run Derby calls

1) Won't hire any of them when the Post, like just about every other newspaper in the country, goes the way of the dodo