Top 10 shocking revelations about NFL training camp

It's just about that time again, kids! Now, let me ruin the whole movie for you by telling you how it ends.

10) It's hot outside

9) Many of the bigger players eat a lot

8) Your team's star player is convinced that this is the year they are (a) going to the playoffs, (b) having a very big year statistically, (c) going to the Super Bowl, (d) winning the Super Bowl

7) The final cuts are going to be very, very difficult

6) The late round guy that was drafted for his speed might make an impact on special teams

5) Fantasy football players really need to keep an eye on Unknown Bench Guy and/or Rehabbing Injury Guy

4) Older players aren't quite as fond of training camp as the younger guys

3) Even though the pre-season games don't count in the standings, the coaches and players are still Playing To Win, Dammit

2) It's very, very, very important, and anyone who doesn't think so is probably a Communist

1) After six months of No Football, and two months of nothing but baseball, you will eat it with a fricking knife and spoon and beg for more