Top 10 reasons why Tom Watson didn't win the British Open

10) Wanted to really set the stage for when he wins at 60

9) Just couldn't bring himself to deny the world a Stewart Cink championship

8) Can only win once every 12 years now

7) When you've waited 26 years between majors, it gives you just a bit of the yips

6) All part of an elaborate scheme to depress the aged

5) Really wanted to take Jean Van Der Velde off the hook

4) After 72 holes and 4 days, remembered he was too old

3) Didn't word his contract with Satan properly

2) After missing the putt that would have won it on 18, lost his faith in everything and wanted to go to law school

1) Had to remind everyone that golf will actually break your heart